Handheld selfie vlog style, vertical 9:16, front-facing phone camera…
by 14 Notty Noppakorn (NOTTY)
The prompt behind it
Handheld selfie vlog style, vertical 9:16, front-facing phone camera POV, Thai male tutor around 24 years old wearing a neat shirt and glasses holding a small whiteboard, found-footage realism, night time in an old abandoned Thai school classroom, slightly shaky amateur framing. CRITICAL COMEDY STYLE: the tutor keeps a completely expressionless deadpan face the ENTIRE video, never smiles, never shows fear, speaks every Thai line in a flat monotone voice like a tired teacher on his tenth class of the day, absolute stone face even when teaching ghosts — comedy comes from treating a haunted classroom like a normal tutoring session. Shot 1 (0-4s): Standing in a dark dusty classroom with broken desks, moonlight through cracked windows, holds up his whiteboard, blank stare, flat monotone Thai: สวัสดีครับ วันนี้สอนพิเศษครับ. ห้องนี้ค่าเช่าถูกครับ. Shot 2 (4-8s): He writes 2+2 on the whiteboard with a marker, pale ghost children slowly materialize sitting at the broken desks staring at him with hollow eyes, he glances at them, monotone: นักเรียนมาครบแล้วครับ. เริ่มเลยครับ. สองบวกสองครับ. Shot 3 (8-12s): A ghost child raises a pale transparent hand slowly, he points at it like a normal teacher, monotone: เชิญครับ. The ghost whispers a distorted eerie sound, he nods slowly, monotone: ผิดครับ. แต่พยายามดีครับ. Shot 4 (12-16s): The lights flicker violently, desks shake, a tall dark shadow teacher figure appears at the back of the room pointing angrily at him, he looks at it, monotone: อาจารย์เจ้าของห้องมาครับ. ผมขอสอนต่ออีกสิบนาทีครับ. The shadow figure slowly lowers its arm confused. Shot 5 (16-20s): He packs his whiteboard into his bag at normal speed, ghost children waving transparent hands goodbye, monotone: การบ้านมีนะครับ. ส่งชาติหน้าได้ครับ. คาบหน้าสอนหารยาวครับ. Walks out calmly, abrupt cut to black. Ambient audio: wind through broken windows, chalk squeaking, faint children giggling echo, desk creaking, flat monotone Thai male voice throughout, one distorted ghost whisper answer, no screaming at all. Moonlight and phone flashlight only, dusty desaturated classroom tones.
Settings used
- Length
- ≈ 20 seconds
- Shape
- Tall
- Sound
- With sound







